Cherise got june 9th - 10th off…. 

LA PRIDE IS GOING TO BE SIkK

                                                  Going to be SikK

           Last Night when it was still a good night

Tonight’s outfit. maybe

            Maria, the Birthday girl and me

I drank a little way too much last night. I did. The problem was that i forgot   to eat. I literally had almonds and activia all day. I don’t know what the fuck happened. I LOVE TO EAT, anyway when we got to west Hollywood we noticed there being more cop cars then usual. Memorial day weekend, there were random checkpoints, EVEN COPS ON BIKES KNOCKING ON RANDOM CARS ON A RED LIGHT. Sobriety checks were being done  left and right, shit was real haha. we cross the street to get to rage and there was a massive line,we decided to stand in it because it would be open until 4 am. The cover charge was only 5 dollars, so why not ,right? we stood in line for about 15 minutes and then when we got to the door they cahnged the price to 12 dollars, OH HELL NO. We be ghetto so we left, aint nobody got time for no 12 dollar charge?! 

it’s just rage, Rage is great but there are alot of 18 year olds in it, gross. haha 

We hit up the lesbian club, FANTASY FRIDAYS. Note: i have never been there.. But when we got inside…. i was in heaven. I have never been to a strip bar so i have never had women dancing in lingerie in front of me. I didn’t even know how fixated i looked on them until Cherise came up to me laughing and said. “You’re so straight, i love it” . Aside from finding taht a little bit offensive i was confused. Andre, jennifer and Cherise were laughig because i apparently looked like a dog staring at food at the dinner table..                   -_____-            But it’s true, those women took my money D: and my heart. I have never been so turned on at a club until then. I don’t even know. I was in the gayest part of town and I was being a “dog” haha.  Needless to say, FUCK RAGE, FUCK ULTRASUEDE   I’m going to Fantasy MuthafkngFridays now. err friday. My god. I looked at my camera this morning and i took like 40+ pictures of the girls… :3 I was a happy man. 

We find Maria (THE BIRTHDAY GIRL) and we get her drinks. we all get drinks..

I was on an empty stomach and I had…. 7 drinks.

SEVEN DRINKS
SEVEN!  not 2, not 1 not 3 not 5 not4 not 6 

BUT 7 .    yeah, I was on a great one. I was, after being there for about 3 hours I wanted to eat. My favorite GODLIKE FIESTA CANTINA NACHOS.  So we  head over to the Fiesta Cantina… and We sat down, we were ready, i was ready.  The girls had to use the restoom… and that always takes up around 30 minutes because the line is ridiculous…and tehre is only one restroom for women… :/

so i was sitting there for about 15 minutes alone and then it hit me

I was no longer good, i went overboard, i was tipping the line… SO i got up, went to them and told them 
“i need to go, i need to barf…. Im going to the car. please stay here.. I will call you if i  need help. if anything i will be back. just have fun”

For some miracle of jesus christ, i made it 2 blocks to teh car, found my car and threw up. I took care of myself… No one did.

Although i over did it. I did not kill the night for anyone. I knew my shit, and i handled it myself. I am a proud motherfucker WOOT haha

Everyone had the nachos… everyone„, and that kills me.. the only thing that kills me, the only thing i wanted in life… everyone got to enjoy but me

hahha

But real talk. AMAZING night

slightly hungover, which is deserved for not eating and going about things in a smart manner. But It should be gone soon.

yupp slightly hungover hahah and I look like it rofll

Grammar mistakes? i don’t give a fuck, it’s my blog haha

I will spam pictures of last night later on  today, when i am not tethering and I have fast internet :D

Who needs a barber when you style and cut your own hair

 :D

                         My baggy baggy eyes haha

Well pride really did a number with it’s UV rays